unsightly gap?
Today’s question is: Why don’t people make sure their swimsuits fit properly?
Background: Seems as though I’m having run ins with bathing suit ladies this summer.
The other day I was at the local pool with the kids. Now that they can all swim, I don’t actually have to get into the water unless I really want to. So sometimes I just sit on my lounge chair people watching reading. The other day, as I was reading, I heard snoring near me. I started looking around and noticed that this semi large older lady was napping on a lounge chair next to me. Immediately, I notice that she had a considerable amount of dark hair on the back of her knees, it was a little disturbing, but only because I couldn’t reconcile why she wouldn’t just shave it, but that’s a whole other post.
When she shifted to her side and the snoring grew louder, what really caught my eye was her bathing suit. The leg of the suit gapped because of her belly and I had a fairly clear view of her pubes. Truth be known, I gasped a little when I saw it and then I tried to figure out how I could get a picture of it with my blackberry, but it was too risky, she was facing my way.
Later, when she woke she began this lengthy conversation with me and all I could think the whole time was hair, hair, hair. She’d be the perfect laser hair removal candidate.
Note to self, as I age, make sure I check the back of my knees and keep my bikini area lasered and clean. Something we should all think about perhaps?
July 24, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
r u cazy?
Comment by Anonymous — July 24, 2009 @ 11:51 pm
im showing this to ur mother!
Comment by Anonymous — July 24, 2009 @ 11:54 pm
SImilarly – who the hell goes to the hospital to have a baby without "freshening up" down there? Clean up the hair, people!
Comment by Cristina — August 5, 2009 @ 1:32 pm