Today’s question is: How did the elephant know I was coming?
Background: Have you ever been to the zoo when an elephant had to pee? OMG what a sight. It’s like a couple of gallons of water come pouring out. The kids and I found it kind of funny, definitely interesting to see. However, I did feel a little bad that that poor guy was peeing right in front of us.
But one minute later I no longer felt bad because he pooped. He pooped a mere 20 feet from where we were standing.
It was like the mother load of poo falling from that humongous elephant ass. It made a big huge splat sound, one that I will never, ever be able to forget.
As it hit I started to gag, I had to turn away and hold back the puke. It took me at least 10 minutes to recover, it was that gross.
I can hardly pick up my dogs poo and I can never watch my friends 75 lb dog poo without gagging.
I hate poo, I hate looking at it, talking about it and god forbid touching it. It is one of the reasons all three of my kids were potty trained at 2 years old, I hate poo.
If I start remembering it too much my eyes are going to start watering and my gag reflex is going to kick in.
I just don’t understand how that elephant knew I was coming?
November 22, 2009 @ 2:00 pm