dumb questions?

Today’s question is:  Why do men ask stupid questions?

Background:  Ok, it could also say ‘women’ but in this case I’m talking about my man.  This afternoon, I took the kids to a movie and then I came home to cook jambalaya for dinner and french silk pie for dessert.  I made a special dinner because my man is hopping on a plane tomorrow morning for a business trip for the week (he doesn’t travel much).

While I was in the midst of cooking, the kids had taken showers and then were watching tv in the basement.  A little while after they had gone into the basement, my man asks me “what are they watching down there?”  and I said “I have no idea, how would I know?”

Does he think I read minds or that I can see through walls?  He must, or he’d have no other reason for asking me that question.  Sometimes I really wonder about him!

This is right up there with “honey I emptied the dishwasher for you

Oh and for the record, I do realize there are technically no stupid questions, although I do feel kind of like this may have been one.

February 15, 2010 @ 10:14 pm

a little lovin?

Today’s question is: Why are men so simple??

Background: Without insulting any of my male readers, I only mean simple as it refers to need. Whenever my man is grumpy, in a bad mood or just a bit down I know all I have to do is give him a little lovin’ and I’ve got myself a new man. A man that is happy, positive and high on life. Damn I wish it was all so simple for me (women). While I will admit that a little lovin’ certainly does put a jump in my step, it just doesn’t make my life simple. But maybe that’s by design, maybe the women of the world weren’t intended to have simple lives at all?
Who knows?
I certainly relish the simple things in life!
October 11, 2009 @ 9:56 pm